true friendship means taking ridiculous photos with eachother and wearing fresh as HECK shades
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Posted 7 months ago
seeing a spider and getting mum to kill it then needing a few weeks to recover from the scare
Posted 7 months ago
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
Posted 7 months ago
“How about that? Your pleases have lost their punch.”
(Source: frivolouswhim)
Posted 7 months ago
fucking ready for those pancakes
i will forever reblog this
Posted 7 months ago
- Me: Hi.
- Family: OMG, she's out of her cave!!!! It's a miracle!!!!! lololololol
- Me: Bye.
Posted 7 months ago
- me: internet frien-
- parents: PEDOPHILES
- friends: PEDOPHILES
- people at school: PEDOPHILES
Posted 7 months ago
best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.
and no fandom was left untouched.
(Source: abaddayum)
when i first came onto tumblr i made this nice little blog here full of pretty pictures but then i sold my soul to hussie
